Grim Reaper Humor Appreciator Pillows

'It's a pity you haven't got anything better to do!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Someone to see you!"

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

Vernon has a Floss with Death

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

"Come on - let me guess again."

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

Delta and Omicron Race

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

Operation/Grim Reaper

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"You may need to seek professional help."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'