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The Doom Channel

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

"You may need to seek professional help."

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

We're having a dinner party.

'Mind if I check the expiration date on that milk?'

Death reads a bedtime story.

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Grim Reaper on a desert island

"Sweet."

"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."

Dog and Grim Reaper

'We lost everything - hot dogs, popcorn, game programs, an order of nachos. Got out of our seats with just the clothes on our backs, but we're both OK, and that's what matters most.'

"Aww man, that's a rotten trick."

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half-empty'!?"

"Let's set aside the role as the 'Bringer of Death' and explore your desire to dance."

Grinding and sharpening company drop off the Grim Reapers scythes.

'98 points? I've got more than that on my left elbow.'

Rescued by the Grim Reaper.

Grim Reaper's caddy hands him the correct scythe from a golf bag of different scythes

'A Mr Reaper from Garden Maintenance to see you, sir.'

'Hey, Jack, our pizza is done.'

"Good luck, kid. . . you're gonna need it!"

Grim reaper climbing a death mountain in Iraq.

'The good thing about being unemployed is when you wake up in the morning, you're already at work.'

I guess some of us are just born lucky and some of us aren't.

A frowning man looks at a smiling screen

"So they either all get the virus and civilization collapses or they all hide at home and. . . civilization collapses. Win-win!"

Miners