Grim Observer Mugs

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

Beaver tower

"I don't do windows."

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

The Manipulation of Justice

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

'Something tells me we're in a heap of trouble.'

'Mind if I check the expiration date on that milk?'

'Well she came out of nowhere! It all happened in slow motion!'

Grim Reaper on a desert island

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"Sweet."

"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."

"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."

The Doom Channel

Old woman staring at pregnant woman's bump.

Dog and Grim Reaper

"O.K., I'll talk."

"Having looked at your portfolio I suggest the best option might be for you to think about dying early."

Grinding and sharpening company drop off the Grim Reapers scythes.

Rescued by the Grim Reaper.

The right place at the right time. I'm guessing that's most likely a mirage.

Grim Reaper's caddy hands him the correct scythe from a golf bag of different scythes

Joyrider.

'Frankly Mum, I'd rather read a book quietly than frolic around the paddock...'

Grim reaper climbing a death mountain in Iraq.

I don

"So they either all get the virus and civilization collapses or they all hide at home and. . . civilization collapses. Win-win!"