Griffin Guardian Pillows

Medieval Cat Exits Via Medieval Catflap

City Zoo: Day Care

The Zoo.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"He likes it."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Tommy!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Politically Correct Snowperson

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Deaths from Coronavirus

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Just Stop Boil

Evolution.

There is No Planet C

"Look, it's my word balloon."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Earth stove

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"I think we have run out of time..."