Griffin Guardian Mugs

Medieval Cat Exits Via Medieval Catflap

City Zoo: Day Care

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

The Zoo.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"He likes it."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Tommy!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Deaths from Coronavirus

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"Smokey The Tree"

Just Stop Boil

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Evolution.

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Look, it's my word balloon."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Earth stove

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

There is No Planet C

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."