Grieving Friend Pillows

'That contains my late husband's ashes - in the most fitting urn I could find!'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?"

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"Sorry, wrong room."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'

''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.''

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

"That's okay, I lost my wife years ago. Worst poker hand I ever played."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part One

"I can accept Mum's gone, but I can't bring myself to press 'delete'."

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

A stranger in paradise.

I realize we all grieve in our own way, ma'am, but the crematorium staff did not appreciate the fireworks you put in your late husbands pockets.

"Ask me about my long face."

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

"It's not sediment, it's my late husband's ashes - he always said he wouldn't mind being drunk when he died."

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

"I'm leaving and I'm taking your iTunes with me."

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

Rest in Piece

"Sure. Unless, of course, he's in doggie Hell."

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."