Grieving Friend Pillows

'That contains my late husband's ashes - in the most fitting urn I could find!'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?"

"Sorry, wrong room."

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.''

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

A stranger in paradise.

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

'There's no talking to him when he's like this.'

"It's not sediment, it's my late husband's ashes - he always said he wouldn't mind being drunk when he died."

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

"My late husband willed his brain to science. Trouble is science is contesting the will."

Rest in Piece

"Sure. Unless, of course, he's in doggie Hell."

"I feel like we're drifting apart."