Grievance Enthusiast Pillows

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

In, Out, Complain.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Complaints departement for men and women.

Broken since March

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

"Look, I'm not denying the validity of your grievances. I just think they'd be better addressed at home, Helen."

'He's sending it back....again! I swear this guy can't get no satisfaction.'

Moanathon.

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

Grumpy Old Men

Airline concerns.

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

'When I said you should complain about your steak I didn't mean whining about it on twitter.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"There's a grouch on my couch."

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

'How long do I have to sit like this? My neck is stiff, my arms ache. I've got pins and needles...'

"Just eat your alphabet soup Harold."

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

After eating here for years, I've come down with abdominal pain and fatigue. Oh yeah? Also, irritability, sleep problems, headaches, loss of appetite, inexplicable weight loss, vomiting and constipation. Also, it took me three whole hours to figure out my new Apple watch, so chalk me up for learning difficulties. You're not by chance trying to get in one last lawsuit before Trump deregulates everything, are you? Heavens, no. Just feeling a little lead-poisony is all I'm saying.

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'