Grey Rebel Pillows

Re-juvenile Delinquents

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Joe Henry

"I really got used to working from home."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hipster Police Department

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'Chairman of the Bard' at a poetry magazine.

Classic vs Rock

'Hey man that's a gas!'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

Punktuation Marks.

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Dirty Old Man

Sid & Nancy