Greeting Card Occasion Gifts

Greetings!

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Thank you bubbles

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Sunrise and Sunset

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Leaving cards.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

"It appears that it's a Christmas card from another GOP House member..."

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

"Read the card! Read the card!"

Belated Birthday Cards

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Husband / Wife / On The Side

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

Greeting Cards

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."

"Write 'Get back to work, Simmons!' Sign it 'Warmly, Mr. Johnson' and 'P.S. get well.'"

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

Mother's Day cards

Parp!

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'