Greeting Card Occasions Gifts

Trapped in a how-are-you vortex

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Missing You.

Thank you bubbles

Reindeer

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Sunrise and Sunset

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Leaving cards.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"It appears that it's a Christmas card from another GOP House member..."

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Belated Birthday Cards

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

Cards Galore.

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Husband / Wife / On The Side

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

Get well. Get down.

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

Greetings!

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

"Write 'Get back to work, Simmons!' Sign it 'Warmly, Mr. Johnson' and 'P.S. get well.'"