Greeting Card Occasion Prints

Greetings!

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Thank you bubbles

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Sunrise and Sunset

Leaving cards.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"It appears that it's a Christmas card from another GOP House member..."

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

Husband / Wife / On The Side

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

Post early for Christmas 2010.

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."

"Write 'Get back to work, Simmons!' Sign it 'Warmly, Mr. Johnson' and 'P.S. get well.'"

Greeting Cards

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

Mother's Day cards

Parp!

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'