Green-thumbed Gas Guzzlers Prints

Fuel Crisis Panic Buying

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Oil shock.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Flava Superba

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Gas eyedropper.

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"Do you have anything less - green?"

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Addiction: high gas prices.

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

Attend to wall climbers...clear out exhausted annuals.

'There goes the whole damn planet!'

Making a Splash: For those who have not tried it before, water gardening can be great fun.

SUV has a drinking problem.

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"

Botanical Research Institute "Will work for seed money"

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

"The government has sent some guidelines as to how er can cut our carbon footprint down..."

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

Pot of Gold.

'Why can't you just read seed catalogs in the winter like other gardeners?'

Shooting Moles

Gas Prices.

Gas Guzzler Owners' Support Group.

Shall I cough on your tires while I'm at it?

Why the modern day 'Prodigal Son' won't get far.

'I just need enough to fill my tank.'

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline,'

Plant with dogs head scaring burglar