Green-thumbed Bikers Prints

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

The Music Seed

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

Cat being licked by plant.

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

"You make me feel 'hole'."

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

Protecting the green

"Do you have anything less - green?"

Miranda's husband accidentally discovers her secret garden.

"Would you please bring the endangered species here a drink?"

"Our environmental policy might encourage tree planting. . . . but not in the office."

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

'Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."

'You stop buying books and I'll stop buying plants.'

"That's what happens when they get enough water."

Never criticise his creative efforts...

"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'

'There goes the whole damn planet!'

'He's doing much better this year. Last year he only planted two tulip bulbs before his back gave out.'

Making a Splash: For those who have not tried it before, water gardening can be great fun.

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

"End of February, McIntosh. Time to think about our spring plantings."

Botanical Research Institute "Will work for seed money"