Green-thumbed Waders Prints

Making a Splash: For those who have not tried it before, water gardening can be great fun.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Flava Superba

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Protecting the green

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

Ten deeply green bottles

'You know this lake like the back of your hand - I guess your hand didn't know about the six foot drop off!'

"Do you have anything less - green?"

Miranda's husband accidentally discovers her secret garden.

"Would you please bring the endangered species here a drink?"

"Our environmental policy might encourage tree planting. . . . but not in the office."

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

'Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."

'You stop buying books and I'll stop buying plants.'

"That's what happens when they get enough water."

Never criticise his creative efforts...

"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Attend to wall climbers...clear out exhausted annuals.

"It's almost as if Mother Nature hasn't figured out who's boss!"

'He's doing much better this year. Last year he only planted two tulip bulbs before his back gave out.'

'There goes the whole damn planet!'

'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'

Botanical Research Institute "Will work for seed money"