Green-thumbed Bikers Mugs

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

The Music Seed

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Cat being licked by plant.

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

Protecting the green

Miranda's husband accidentally discovers her secret garden.

"Do you have anything less - green?"

"Would you please bring the endangered species here a drink?"

"Our environmental policy might encourage tree planting. . . . but not in the office."

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

'Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."

'You stop buying books and I'll stop buying plants.'

"That's what happens when they get enough water."

"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."

Never criticise his creative efforts...

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

Making a Splash: For those who have not tried it before, water gardening can be great fun.

'He's doing much better this year. Last year he only planted two tulip bulbs before his back gave out.'

'There goes the whole damn planet!'

"End of February, McIntosh. Time to think about our spring plantings."

Botanical Research Institute "Will work for seed money"

August: An all out effort will be needed to keep control now. You should not have booked your holiday this month.