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"End of February, McIntosh. Time to think about our spring plantings."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Climate Crisis

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Global Warming.

"We're trying to help you!"

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Not here, Fred.'

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

Cat being licked by plant.

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

A dead plant in the environment section.

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"I think we're ready for a tree."

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Florist - Dead Plants 1/2 Price!

Protecting the green

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

Nursery - Products That Help Things Grow... Products That Kill Things.