Green-thumbed Cellmates Prints

"End of February, McIntosh. Time to think about our spring plantings."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Climate Crisis

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Global Warming.

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"We're trying to help you!"

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Not here, Fred.'

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

Cat being licked by plant.

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

A dead plant in the environment section.

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"I think we're ready for a tree."

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

"You make me feel 'hole'."

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 4

"He was a real fan of recycling."

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

Florist - Dead Plants 1/2 Price!