Green Thumb's Chauffeur Gifts

"Dad, do we help the environment by turning off our lights?"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Garden seeds - giant varieties

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Is it organic?'

Getting Rid of the Cure

urban agriculture

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

'Dad has lamb's-quarter, pigweed, sheep sorrel, chickweed and buckhorn, and we can't even have a dog.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

In the houseplant cemetery.

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

Vegicurious

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"That is why you never forget your roots."

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

Hairy Potter.

'Honey, don't forget to water the plants!'

'Fancy a night on the tiles, Ivy?'

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 8

'Bugleweed makes a nice ground cover, and you don't have to set your alarm.'

"What did it say on the seed packet?"

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Flowers' AGM.

'Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.