Green Thumb Guardians T-Shirts

'I warned you we'd been hot-housing her.'

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Allotment

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"First time pruning?"

Doing the borders.

Gardener

Cat Nip.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Horti-Culture

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Garden Goddess.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...