Green Thumb Guardian T-Shirts

Hello, Agatha. You wanted to see me? What was my son-in-law doing down the street? I was installing a deer fence for Mrs. Quiver. Thanks a lot. Do you have a problem with my work? As a matter of fact

'I've found the lawnmower.'

"It used to be a fun place for a visit but it's rubbish now."

I'd take down those chemical signs if you want to sell your house. I need them to keep people off the treated grass. They'll figure it out.

'It started off as a hobby. Then it became an obsession. Finally, one day she went in there and hasn't been heard from since.'

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Doing the borders.

Cat Nip.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Allotment

Gardener

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Horti-Culture

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.