Green Thumb Aspirant Gifts

'That's it! It's mid-Spring and the Kellys already have tomatoes sprouting. If I need to shame you into waking up this year, well, I'll just bring them over to visit our garden.'

Green Fingers.

'Please make it rain on the garden but not the lawn.'

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"First time pruning?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat Nip.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Yardless: Please help

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Cats and gardens.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Botany Baby!

Mother Nature

"Steamed vegetables."

See you at the farmers market!

Climate Crisis

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.