Green Thumb Aspirant T-Shirts

'That's it! It's mid-Spring and the Kellys already have tomatoes sprouting. If I need to shame you into waking up this year, well, I'll just bring them over to visit our garden.'

Green Fingers.

'Please make it rain on the garden but not the lawn.'

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat Nip.

"First time pruning?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Steamed vegetables."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Climate Crisis

Mother Nature

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Cats and gardens.

Botany Baby!

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

See you at the farmers market!

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Greenfingers.