Green Gangster Pillows

"I feel guilty about this, Nicky. We really should be composting."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I love you too, big guy."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Just Stop Boil

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Evolution.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Earth stove

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

There is No Planet C

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"AI"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Toys and environmental pollution

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...