Green Fingers Club Gifts

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Mulch madness"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Garden seeds - giant varieties

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'

Gardener

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

Tree collapse...