Green Fingers Club Pillows

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"Mulch madness"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

Gardener

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Tree collapse...

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'