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'Do you have a Beret in a more subtle shade of green?'- Phillipa Tattersall, first female Green Beret.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Nuts to you, too."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Baby rocks!

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Recalculating

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

Possums that ski.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"I love this time of year."

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Dogs on skis pulling a sled