Green Beauty Enthusiast Pillows

Organic Shampoo: Tested on Broccoli

Bad hair day!

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

Have you got your make up on yet?

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Not to mention the park view."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

New Twenty Blades

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"More concealer?"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Environmental Conscience

'Botox...'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Mirror mirror...