Green Style Enthusiast Pillows

Couple in Green

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

I guess she had other plans for you.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Not to mention the park view."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

I want to talk about the environment...