Green Style Enthusiast Pillows

Couple in Green

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Not to mention the park view."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

The Return Of The Minipants

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

I want to talk about the environment...