Greedologist Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their space with a pillow that cheekily showcases their interest in greed. Perfect for their sofa or workspace.

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'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.' mockup

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

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'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!' mockup

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

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Secretive Weigh In.

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You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate! mockup

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

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"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!" mockup

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

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'What's holding him up?'

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'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.' mockup

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

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I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist. mockup

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

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"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look." mockup

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

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Greed.

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'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?'' mockup

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

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'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.' mockup

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

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'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!' mockup

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

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Happy hour.

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Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.' mockup

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

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"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!" mockup

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

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'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.' mockup

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

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"It's my conscience... It's all achy" mockup

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

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'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...' mockup

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

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'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master. mockup

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

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"I make money, therefore I am."

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'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.' mockup

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

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'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.' mockup

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

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Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause. mockup

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

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"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name." mockup

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

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'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.' mockup

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

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'I have a photographic memory but the images are really low resolution.'

'I have a photographic memory but the images are really low resolution.' mockup

'I have a photographic memory but the images are really low resolution.'

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"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell." mockup

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

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'I'll have the 'All of the above.'' mockup

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

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We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour. mockup

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

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"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money." mockup

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

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Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?' mockup

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

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Aging population in Cuba

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Mayfly Retirement Home: 'It's a real worry, so many of us living well into our 25 hour. . .'

Mayfly Retirement Home: 'It's a real worry, so many of us living well into our 25 hour. . .' mockup

Mayfly Retirement Home: 'It's a real worry, so many of us living well into our 25 hour. . .'

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'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.' mockup

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

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Greedologist Pillows Collection

Greedologist Mugs

Explore our full range of witty mugs perfect for greedologists who love a good laugh with every coffee or tea.

Greedologist Prints

Browse our prints collection for witty and artistic pieces that celebrate the greedologist's passion for wealth with style and humor.

Greedologist T-Shirts

Discover our collection of humorous t-shirts that celebrate the greedologist's playful obsession with wealth and abundance.