Gravestone Gazer T-Shirts

Dark money donor

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Now that's an afro!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

Deaths from Coronavirus

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Emergency exit into Space

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

You are Here

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Modigliani's Giraffe

The last word.

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

'Beret Night at the Museum'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

What's the antidote for wheat germ?