Gravestone Gazer Mugs

Dark money donor

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Now that's an afro!'

Deaths from Coronavirus

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Emergency exit into Space

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

The Milky Way (Detail)

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

You are Here

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Modigliani's Giraffe

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

The last word.

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'