Gratitude Grumbler Pillows

Sick Little Generosity Game.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Irritable trowel syndrome.

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Le Bolshie Chef.

'Mum! Mum!... My egg's gone all runny!'

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

I don't like mondays

"The sooner they take you off vice patrols the better."

"Perfect weather,wounderful food...and it all distracted me from spending the whole day at my computer terminal!"

"Whoever invented the obituary page is a real jerk."

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'I hate Mondays!'

"Teaching's a joy until the first bell. Then the whole day's ruined."

'Irritable bowl syndrome'

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'