Grass Whacker Pillows

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Naughty grass, go to sleep! It's pasture bed time!

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

A psychic mows the lawn.

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Stealth grazing.

Be the grass...

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

CEO practices his golf in the office.

Is there life after digestion?

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

"He's in charge of mowing... I mainly fertilize."

Businessman hitting golf balls out window

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

'My human puts two scoops of chaff, one scoop of nuts, 1/4 scoop of feed balancer, a scoop of garlic, herbs, salt, mood calmer, electrolytes and more into my feed every day. But you just can't beat this stuff!'

You Know It's Hot When. . . Walking on the Grass Burns your Feet. . .

Let's not make this personal!

"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"

Spiro & Pusho and the mower.

"His grass really is greener!"

Sorry, but I have needs!

'I'll eat you when I'm good and ready!'

"Don't even look at the grass!"

The only thing Fred hated more than weeds were weeds that made puns.

Brad doesn't know what to do with himself this time of year. He's lost between snowblowing and lawnmowing.