Grass Skippers Pillows

You Know It's Hot When. . . Walking on the Grass Burns your Feet. . .

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Naughty grass, go to sleep! It's pasture bed time!

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

A psychic mows the lawn.

Grass: We lost some good men today!

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

Be the grass...

Stealth grazing.

I've got a note from my mum...I can't be eaten today!

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."

"Grass...grass...and grass!"

I'm a Grasstafarian!

"My wife told me to have a good day, so I went fishing instead of work."

Is there life after digestion?

One blade of grass shouting to the others. 'Thems that get shat upon 'ill be tha lucky ones!'

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

"They've just got a better grade of weed over there!"

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

"He's in charge of mowing... I mainly fertilize."

Sailing

Let's not make this personal!

"The grass is always greener on the other pesticide."

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'