Graph Design Gifts

The Life Cycle

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

If nobody had invented graphics

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

Barcode Dreams

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds