Grapevine Swinger Gifts

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Tool Box

I think you're ace

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

A man plays golf by the sea

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

Swinging through the jungle.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

"No, go ahead. I enjoy good gossipy hearsay."

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf Hil Divot

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.

"There, there, it's not so bad - we did introduce the grapevine to your country."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"I hate sand traps."