Grape-treader Gifts

'I should never have admitted I was a grape-treader down there!'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

The Vineyard

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Who's the new guy?'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

Grapes

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

'So that's why you keep asking for grapes!'

Wine Hourglass

"Look, honey! They do wine in pill form."

As a cleaning woman mops the floor a man with no shoes on and wine grapes on his feet walks by.

"I'd offer you grapes but I have no idea where I put them."

Champagne area.

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