Grape-treader Gifts

'I should never have admitted I was a grape-treader down there!'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

The Vineyard

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

'Who's the new guy?'

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

She IS a raisin

Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

'So that's why you keep asking for grapes!'

Grapes

Wine Hourglass

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

"Look, honey! They do wine in pill form."

As a cleaning woman mops the floor a man with no shoes on and wine grapes on his feet walks by.

Fruit. When you think about it, seedless grapes are kind of sad.

"I'd offer you grapes but I have no idea where I put them."

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