Grape Bandit T-Shirts

Rural Life - 'Good God, I'm afraid we're nabbed!'

"First time pruning?"

Motorherd

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Deliboys

Artists of the wild west.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'Who's the new guy?'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

The Specimen Hunter

Mom's House O' Chili.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

You can take the girl out of Kew...

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

As a cleaning woman mops the floor a man with no shoes on and wine grapes on his feet walks by.

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

Champagne area.

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

who says you cant make your own wine out of gooseberries

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

A women flinging grapes into a teacup using a spoon as a catapult.

'No, I haven't gotten around to crushing the grapes, but I think have them pretty well intimidated.'

"Waiter I asked for apricot preserve with my toast!"