Grant Getters Pillows

'Oh. Our research grant has finally come through.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

I need to set upmy own company.

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

"Well, we got the grant."

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"

"Our funding runs out in a month. Will everyone please think a little faster?"

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

Strive for Excellence

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

"Do you have this grant in a bigger size?"

"I need this grant to start my chicken farm."

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

"Take your ideas and run with them...farther!"

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

GET SET---GO!

'Professor Luftkopf is really something -- he got a $300,000 Federal grant to figure out how to program his VCR.'

"He quit his job to pursue his dreams."

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"I don't have time for sharing and caring when I'm moving and shaking."