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"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

Gary turns 40.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"I love fast break business success."

Basketball

I love Basketball.

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

YAAY! Slam dump!

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Athletic Darwinism.

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

'It's exciting and you make a lot of money, but if you don't win, they flush you down the toilet. Welcome to the pros, kid.'

'I can't dunk.'

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

'I'm sorry, but you missed too many easy layups.'

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

My gran likes the crossword.

'Still not ready to talk Ok dip him again,'

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

'He's here to see you about a basketball scholarship.'

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

"To save me from losing it on the bends, I swear by a smearing of denture fixative."

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'