Grandslam Enthusiast Mugs

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Diamond outfits

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Future Wrestler

Slalom

Greco-polar wrestling

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Wrestling Champion.

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

I love thunderstorms!

"Are you not infotained?!!"

And that's why I'm still single!

Monster chariot races

Award Winning Photographer

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

'I'm leaving you for someone who ignores me to watch Wimbledon!'

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'