Grandslam Enthusiast Pillows

Pete Sampras

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Diamond outfits

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Novak Djokovic

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Elton John

Future Wrestler

Slalom

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Greco-polar wrestling

Shirley MacLaine caricature

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Wrestling Champion.

"Are you not infotained?!!"

I love thunderstorms!

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

Liu Wen

And that's why I'm still single!

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

Monster chariot races

Award Winning Photographer

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

'I'm leaving you for someone who ignores me to watch Wimbledon!'

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"It just isn't the same without the fans."