Wrestling Enthusiast Mugs

A professional wrestlers prepares to

'I'm glad you turned off the T.V.. I was worried you were going to spend your whole retirement watching pro wrestling.'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

"I paid for my MBA as a Mexican wrestler."

"Let's get ready to rrumble!"

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

'I would never use steroids! Do you have any idea what that stuff can do to your body?'

Future Wrestler

Sumo-wrestlers tangled up.

Just when you thought we couldn't sink lower than the WWF, we get the Mexican version.

'OK, I see you're highly competitive. Is there anything else you wish to add?'

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

'That's funny sir, how did you know I used to be a wrestler?'

Ultimate sibling rivalry.

'I'm pretty sure it's the WWF virus!'

"I see you went to college on a wrestling scholarship."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

Wrestler tied his opponent up in knots.

Half Nelson, Full Nelson, Admiral Nelson, and Willie Nelson.

"What about something that requires a little more exercise?"

"OK, Omar, you'll be wrestling Baldo."

A violist serenades two wrestlers

"So who was your favorite lady wrestler back in the day?"

"It's 'Knute the Terrible' now, Bob, but, after November, I hope it's congressman 'Knute the Terrible'."

Strange Wrestling

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

'Yuk! Whose idea was it to let Dad choose the entertainment for his birthday?'

A push up bra.

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Tic tac toe wrestling

"Sometimes I wish he wasn't such a big fan of WWF Superstars."

News of the Day - The Future: The wrestler who is really masked

'It was beautiful to watch! Donnie shoots in, ties up the guy in a square knot and pins him to the mat! ... Or maybe it was a half-hitch. Whatever!'