Grandmother’s Cooking Fan Pillows

Osteo-pierogies

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Ode to a Grill

Colonial Larrysburg.

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

American Pastry

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"Previously on..."

"She used to just be a mom, but when I was born she was promoted to grandma."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

"Can I have a pony?"

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

'I hate these crossover shows!'

'You just couldn't bring yourself to ask Marshall Dillon for directions, could you'

"Sooty says we're nostolgia"

Exit laughing

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.