Grandma's Recipe Enthusiast Pillows

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

"She used to just be a mom, but when I was born she was promoted to grandma."

Endangered Entrees

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

"It's an old family recipe - some flour and water, yeast, a little salt, mono calcium phosphate, polysorbate 60, calcium propionate..."

Gone to lunch(just like his mother used to make!)

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

"How long have we been married?"

Grandma wearing novelty T-Shirt: 'How's my Hungging?'

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'

Healthy Eating.

'You realize I have to tell grandma about this?'

"Mmmmm, harissa dusted haricot vert. That sounds much more interesting than green beans with pepper powder."

"I'm going to my Grandma's on Thanksgiving to pig out...and also be thankful."

Jester cooks using book called 'Fool-proof Cooking'.

The Upchuck Wagon

Ghak Eisenthal invented the chicken fricassee.

'I may not look like much but f**k with me and you're dead!'

Health care success #3

'You dope. You bought Hamburger Helper, but this is lamb.'

'I'd say he's tried Mrs Beeton's Recipe for a disaster.'

'You mean we've all forgotten the formula for the secret liqueur?'

Osteo-pierogies

"It says the box contains all the ingredients needed for a delicious chicken dinner."

'...and we add a couple of drops of our secret, habit-forming ingredient to each order.'

"Yes it is amazing you found a card with GOTH on it, Gran, especially with your eyesight."