Grandma Pillows

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Yes, you are speaking to Grandma."

"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."

Final Round of Biggest Snoozer.

'How come grandma can have blue hair, but I can't?'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

"Handwrite and mail grandma's thank you note instead of texting? I don't have this kind of time!"

"Maybe you should call Grandma for technical support."

Make do and mend

'Don't you mean you want to learn to 'Tweet,' not, 'Twerk,' Grandma?'

"My grandma needs reading glasses to read. I guess they only taught writing and 'rithmetic back in her day."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"Come on, men! This is for our kids to live in a free world! And for our grandkids to grow up in a world where they can spend hours a day looking at cats on some sort of fantastic information machine!"

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"When you said I'd 'Really clean up' when Grandma visits I didn't know you meant my room!"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Battleaxe offers free advice.

Addicted gambler.

Happy Eightieth Birthday

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Lady taking dog for walk.

'Grandpa, would you ever wear an adult diaper?'

'You think you had a rough day? Today I saw grandma wearing a pair of yoga pants!'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

"It's pretty Gran, but can it take pictures and send text?"

The geometry of everyday life

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

"Hey, I'll do the kvelling around here."

"Grandma, what big – wait, is that a flamethrower?"

"Dear Grandma, thank you so much for my birthday gift! My very first fountain pen!"

"Gran makes everything from scratch."