Grand-slam Cattle Rancher T-Shirts

'Are you sure this is part of the Yankee farm system?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

New Guy.

Pete Sampras

Motorherd

Novak Djokovic

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

Therapy for the cow dependent

Hedge of two moo cows

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

Zoom Rodeos

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

They're Brazillian!

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

Cattle farmer's super-market

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."