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"I am trying to keep it low key."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Rock Climber

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"This is off our first TikTok."

Double Saxophone

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Take a bow!

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

Guitarist

Snake listening to music on headphones.

Ballerina

The Little Top.

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

The Ladder to Heaven

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

No U Turn.

Tourist graffiti on the top of a mountain.

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