Grand Performer Mugs

"I am trying to keep it low key."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Rock Climber

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"This is off our first TikTok."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Take a bow!

Double Saxophone

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

Guitarist

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Snake listening to music on headphones.

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

The Ladder to Heaven

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

Ballerina

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

No U Turn.

Tourist graffiti on the top of a mountain.

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