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Golden Violinist

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Double Saxophone

The Land Before Mimes.

Sir Patrick Moore.

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Mime supplies.

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

Snake listening to music on headphones.

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

Ballerina

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

The Little Top.

Borrowed 200K for mime school

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

'I like how the band are not afraid to experiment.'

Types of online-ing

Grace Jones

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.