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Golden Violinist

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Double Saxophone

"This is off our first TikTok."

The Land Before Mimes.

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Snake listening to music on headphones.

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

Borrowed 200K for mime school

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

Ballerina

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

Types of online-ing

"If I were a carpenter"

'I like how the band are not afraid to experiment.'

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.